Hello my name is Chip. I am an account representative for Better World
Books. I moved to Alpharetta, GA to begin my journey with Better
World Books. Yesterday, I went to a coffee shop for two reasons:
1) They had free wi-fi
2) I wanted to make some new friends.
My plan went sour when I was informed by the coffee house wi-fi server
that I was not allowed to go to my intended website. Apparently, the
company is against online dating. I like online dating.
Online dating saves money. (That is if you use a free dating site)
I am a bit of a value fan. Some people say I am cheap but I
am not cheap. I am efficient. I’m not going to say what coffee shop I
was in but I’ll give you a hint. It is everywhere.
Plan A to meet people didn’t work.
I was forced to attempt to talk to the strangers in the coffee shop.
Complete strangers, not the good kind of strangers.
Not a dating website stranger.
Not cute strangers with similar taste in movies and books
and cute pictures they took of themselves with a phone.
Strangers are strangers in coffee shops but there are clues. You
shouldn’t judge a book by its cover but we all find ourselves judging
people by the cover of the book they are reading.
I was reading cliffs notes so I suppose I appeared efficient. I used
to read cliffs notes because I was a lazy high school student. I
read cliffs notes as an adult because I am efficient.
Since we do judge each other by what we are reading, I wish I had a
book titled “How to Stay Awesome” written in big letters on the cover.
Women would think wow that guy looks pretty awesome.
I recently ordered a book from betterworld.com. I was proud to order from my company because I know that Better World Books erases carbon foot prints.
If you don’t know what a carbon footprint is… don’t
worry about it. I felt smarter before I tried to understand the
concept. This is how I understand it. A carbon footprint is like
gingivitis and Better World Books is like Listerine but Listerine that
also raises funds for non-profit literacy partners.