[This post is for people who do not like Valentine's Day. If you like Valentine's Day, check out the opposite post here.]
If the first words that come into your mind when you think of February 14th are any of the below:
…then you have arrived at the correct Blog Post.
Fie on Valentine’s Day. For real. If you consider the history, Valentine’s Day has more to do with decapitation than osculation. How did we get from religious martyr to winged baby causing people to get googly-eyes when struck by armor-piercing projectiles? All that lovey-dovey mush is for the birds.
So go ahead, sheeple! Go prostrate yourselves at the altars of Godiva and Victoria’s Secret. SOME of us will be home with a book. A good book. But most importantly, an opposite-of-Valentine’s-Day kind of book.
What are YOU reading on this Non-acknowledged Holiday? Let us know in the comments. Whatever it is, I hope you enjoy it. Good day to you, reader.
I said good day!